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Tip the Maitre'd

from Catastrophe by The Disgruntled Sherpa Project

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I’d like to have a steak, medium rare

And some beef au jus, spread everywhere
You should try the fish, its flown in from the coast

If you don’t like seafood, I’d suggest the roast

And for drinks we’d like some beer
From your craft supplies
Just bring us a pint or two
Until one of us dies


You should just relax, they wore you to a nub
We’ll hold the party line, we’re all in the club
Have you read the news, it really is a drag

Don’t worry about the votes, the election’s in the bag

And for drinks let’s have some booze

It helps with the lies

Have them bring us a tumbler or two
Until one of us dies.

You know there’s always money to be made
Cause someone’s always looking to get paid


Everything is set. Have you read the rider?
Cause you’re in the home of the lizard and the spider
Who really cares? We’ll keep it on the line
They say you don’t look well. I’d say you’re looking fine

And for drinks we’d like some booze

Don’t like the look in your eyes

Just bring us a bottle or two
Until one of us dies.

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from Catastrophe, track released December 2, 2016
lyrics: Joe Boylan
music: The Disgruntled Sherpa Project

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The Disgruntled Sherpa Project Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Prolific and legendary Philadelphia indie band formed on South St in 2002. Known for an eclectic mix of music featured on 10 released full length albums.

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